I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

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If you’re sad-and-lonely-and-have-an-essay-due-tomorrow-and-haven’t-started clap your hands

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on an unrelated note:

WHY IS THIS EFFING TOWN SO COLD ALL THE TIME!?

THIS IS NOT OKAY

2nd year of uni: where you don’t have to cry as quietly because you don’t share a room with a stranger….only walls.

surmounts:

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun.

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cauliflowerqueen:

So I decided to put one of these together to refer back to and also help minimize some of my tabs.  Happy blogging dear tumblrbugs! :)
Get Organized
Weekly meal planning worksheet
Weekly Food & Exercise Recorder
Ultimate Life Planning System Organizers
150+ Organizing Tips & Tricks
52 Life Tips
"My Library List" Book Organizer
By the Hour Time Planner
Daily Planner With To-Do List
Daily Planner Printable
Home Management Binder
Personal Files Organizing
College & Studying
When to go to sleep/wake up
College Packing List
Dorm Essentials Checklist
What can I do with this major?
Time Management Tips
Studying Tips, More Study Tips
SelfControl Siteblocker
Studying Music Collection
Studying Mix 2
Study skills, presentation techniques, etc.
SimplyNoise, SimplyRain, myNoise, rainymood, coffitivity, Naturesoundplayer, NatureSounds
Tutoring with KhanAcademy
Time Management: My Daily Schedule, My Weekly Schedule, Balancing Work and College
For the Party-goers: What to Do If You’ve Been Drugged, Dealing with a Hangover
Finding, Choosing, and Applying for Internships
Reviews about Professors- By other students 
Food to Keep in Your Dorm
Pros and Cons to Joining a Sorority or Fraternity
Money Saving Tips for Students
Help with Math: MathWay, WolframAlpha
Can’t Remember a Word
Stress Relief 
The Mountain- 3:09
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The Quiet Place
The Quiet Place Thoughts Room
Seed Plant Breeder
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Fly a Line (Vertigo Warning)
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Zuzana Light-ZWOD #1 
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POP Sculpt: Total Body workout
Sexy Body Exercise Video
Model workout episode 1
Jillian Michaels 30 Day Shred: Level 1
Walking cardio shape up
The thanksgiving BIG BURN workout
Cardio Groove n’Burn Workout video by ExerciseTV
Pilates-Exercicios Alongamento
Bootcamp Calorie burn by ExerciseTV
Full body workout by eFit
Cardio Fat blast workout
Insanity 20 minute workout-fat burner
Total body workout 30 minutes
Fitness-suicie sweat workout
Victoria’s secret model workout
Food baby HIIT workout (POP cardio)
Bare Fitness-Girl fight
POP pilates: New body makeover
Bikini Blaster 1 HIIT it hard
15 minute total body boot camp
Fat blasting 10 minute workout
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5 minute abs workout
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POP Pilates: Beyonce bootylicious Bum butt Badonkadonk
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Pumped up kicks workout
Squat challenge
Tone it up Thighs workout
Sexy legs workout 
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Love your legs workout
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FGF Ultimate Upper body workout
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Lean, toned and strong arms workout
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Upper body pulse workout
Killer sculpted arms workout
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Toned triceps challenge 
20 minute Yoga class for complete beginners 
Yoga for weight loss-morning and evening routine 
Yoga for strong slim legs
20 minute weight loss & fatburning Yoga Workout
Hatha Yoga flow 55 minute class
Yoga for bedtime 
Jennifer Aniston’s Yoga ab workout
Yoga booty goddess booty
Yoga morning routine 
Hot Yoga challenge
Yoga Meltdown with Jillian Michaels
Basic Breathing-Beginner Yoga

cauliflowerqueen:

So I decided to put one of these together to refer back to and also help minimize some of my tabs.  Happy blogging dear tumblrbugs! :)

Get Organized

College & Studying

Stress Relief 

Self Help & Helping Others With Various Health Conditions

Bored?

Food

Fitness

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why does EVERYTHING in this freaking movie make my skin crawl. hgkjafdlhfkjdslahfkjsd

this is not a fun experience

20 minutes into The Matrix and it’s already creeping me out. 
I do not like this, not one little bit.

ouchdirection:

hi so i’ve been compiling resources since high school and i kinda wanted to share them if that’s cool ??? i think it’s cool alright so i went through said resources and picked out the really important ones and the ones i found to be the most helpful

this is directed towards college students like me aw but i mean if you’re younger or maybe if you aren’t even going to school but you feel like it’s helpful then by all means let me help you let’s be friends

school supplies

textbooks

reading

writing

presentations

miscellaneous subject help

studying

snacking

if you ever feel stressed

it’s okay to take a break every once in a while

look cute in class and make boys cry (ft. pretty good deals bc we’re poor)

because college is expensive

  • k so i downloaded this app called featurepoints a couple weeks ago and i’ve already made a little over $50 from it. basically the app will tell you to download other apps and you’ll have to generally keep them open for about a minute. once you do, you’ll earn points that can be redeemed for free apps, giftcards to places like amazon or starbucks, or money put into your paypal account! i swear it’s not a scam. it’s honestly such an awesome way to kill time and you actually get money out of it. if ya wanna just try it, download it and enter the referral code KCHF98 and you can start off with 50 points! it’s radical, i promise
  • sign up for preview free movies! i don’t know what areas they do them in but they happen all the time in southern california. what you get is invitations to see movies before they’re in theaters or sometimes even before they’re announced! if you rsvp and get in to the screening, you get to see the movie for free and all you have to do is a sort of review when it’s over. they ask what your favorite and least favorite part was and such. sometimes, if you’re lucky, there will be rewards for going like free tickets, and anywhere between $10 and $25 cash. i’ve actually made a lot of money through it!
  • shopkick is also a really cool app i use that gives you giftcards for visiting certain stores and sometimes scanning certain products with your phone’s camera!
  • get amazon prime free for six months with a college email
  • !!! financial aid deadlines !!!
  • get the most out of college financial aid
  • discounts with a student id
  • try and get the lowest prices at target
  • free pad/tampon samples and coupons from kotex
  • learn how to coupon

important regardless of school

final tips from me because we’re all friends here

  • !!! do not pay for your textbooks if you don’t have to !!! even if you aren’t down with illegally downloading your books, you can waste hundreds of dollars on textbooks you will never open. wait until your professor says that you’ll need it or if material from the book will be on an exam just wait it’s what harry styles would do probably
  • everyone says this but /please/ do extra credit if you can! it could mean the difference between a b+ and an a and that hurts more than the 1542th time you hear someone singing “let it go” in public
  • if you’re like me and you find it completely impossible to make friends in college, at least try and have one homie in each class so if you miss a class, you have someone to tell you what you missed and let you copy notes. having this homie is also beneficial for group work bc homies help homies always (important life lessons from adventure time)
  • if you’re in a productive mood, take advantage of it. i was feeling v scholarly one day and  ended up finishing all my assignments until the end of the quarter almost a month early beyonce would be proud
  • seriously just use google scholar instead of google if you’re doing something for a grade don’t be that loser who gets a bad grade over your sources
  • keep a journal it is v helpful bc even if you don’t write, you can fill it with art stuff and just kind of let your feelings out and be creative about it /or/ if you don’t feel artistic, you can write! whether it’s creative writing or just talking about your day, it’s gr8
  • if there is anything that you know will always improve your mood or make you feel better, take advantage of it. for me, this stand up is called weirdo and it’s by one of my favorite people in the world and almost three years after the release and dozens of viewings later, i still think it’s the funniest thing i have ever seen
  • you are more important than anything in the world pls don’t ever put yourself in a bad situation for any reason ever, even if that means taking a day off for yourself
  • if there is anyone in your life who doesn’t think of you as highly as kayne thinks of himself then that person doesn’t deserve to be in your life you don’t need them

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infractos:

its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

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elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

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