(Source: forgottenships, via spleeman64)

we-are-drowning-slow:

inkskinned:

do you ever put on a really nice but kind of daring outfit and at first you’re like “HELL YEAH” but then you look in the mirror a few times and start being like “hell…  yeah….” and then you turn to the side and adjust the top and frown and be like “aw hell” and finally just change into like jeans and a tee bc one day you will wear that rockin outfit but today is not that day

This is the saddest and accurate thing I have ever read. 

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guy:

the more i talk, the more i understand why i’m single

(Source: guy, via spleeman64)

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

(via spleeman64)

matt-douchene:

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

(via daishannigans)

  • Me all the time: why did I say that

1950s Prom and Party Dresses: Pastels

(via ocean-phase)

hyperactivetardis:

squidgyfalala69:

wunderscheisse:

puhpuhtooie:

driftinglikeafloatingboat:

deadcuntsociety:

brocreate:

Samuel L. Jackson reads “Go The Fuck To Sleep”

Bedtime will never be the same again. 

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I’M CRYING CAUSE THIS IS REAL

holy shit i need this. 

This is the best thing ever happened with earth.

Oh my fuck

Where was this 9 hours ago?

(Source: mf-zed, via spleeman64)

ruinedchildhood:

I need this in my life.

(Source: timmytunrer, via deandrareynold)

butteredtopcorn:

lulz-time:

I found my kindergarten notebook

I, too, am a fan of brogle

(Source: pastaronironironi, via ocean-phase)

inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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(via somewhatvague)